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the f’n hole?

^ this was a line in the original version of my one act, before dan and chris edited it.

i love my one act. it is the perfect way to destress after a long day.

i don’t understand these “eco-shape” water bottles. they curve in. shouldn’t that mean you’re getting a higher plastic : water ratio? i think they’re lying to us. REVOLT! my bio teacher last year used to tell us that bottled water is the source of all evil. also, that one of his classes decades ago (he’s even older than t. tim) told him that bottled water would never exist. it was laughable how ridiculous that thought was. and yet we have millions of gallons of water sitting in supermarkets all across the country. we should ship it all off to countries deprived of clean water and never produce another bottle of water again. the planet would be so much better off.